Sunday, May 1, 2011

A PB&J by Maxwell Kandell


Step 1. Insert your entire piece of bread into the peanut butter jar to make sure its fully coated. The bread may break as you pull it back out, if that happens just roll it into a peanut butter bread ball and leave it on the counter for mom to clean up at her leisure. After 4-5 pieces you'll get it right.

Step 2. Coat the outside of the bread with the honey, what sense would it make to have the super sticky messy deliciousness on the inside?
... I like it where I can see it...


If you don't have honey dripping from the counter and the entire front of your shirt, you do not have enough. I'd go ahead and squeeze the bottle all over the outside of the sandwich... what doesn't make it on the sandwich is easily taken care of my rubbing your hands in it...


Step 3
Now take a dull butter knife and saw back in and forth on the outside of the sandwich for the better part of 10 minutes. When it never fully cuts in half, give up and tear in half with your hands.
Step 4. Eat


And if you can do all of this with some dirty hands from helping weed the garden, then thats just a bonus.

Now, who wants to come over for lunch? Max will make you something...


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